$ Donate
  • Course Schedule
    • 2025 Course Calendar
    • Additional Course Information
    • Directions and Transportation
    • Hotels
  • Inter/Micro Conference
    • About Inter/Micro 2025
    • Abstract Submission Guidelines
    • Exhibitor & Sponsor Registration
    • Workshop: Paper Fiber Microscopy
    • SMSI Silent Auction
    • Photomicrography Competition
    • Directions and Transportation
    • Hotels
  • The Microscope Journal
    • About The Microscope Journal
    • Subscriptions and Renewals
    • Guide for Authors
    • The Microscope Vol. 71:4 2024
    • The Microscope Vol. 71:3 2024
    • The Microscope Vol. 71:2 2024
    • The Microscope Vol. 71:1 2024
    • The Microscope Vol. 70:4 2023
    • The Microscope Vol. 70:3 2023
    • The Microscope Vol. 70:2 2023
    • The Microscope Vol. 70:1 2023
    • The Microscope Vol. 69:4 2022
    • The Microscope Vol. 69:3 2022
    • The Microscope Vol. 69:2 2022
    • The Microscope Vol. 69:1 2022
    • The Microscope Vol. 68:3/4 2020
    • The Microscope Vol. 68:2 2020
    • The Microscope Vol. 68:1 2020
    • The Microscope Vol. 67:4 2019
    • The Microscope Vol. 67:3 2019
    • The Microscope Vol. 67:2 2019
    • The Microscope Vol. 67:1 2019
    • The Microscope Vol. 66:4 2018
    • The Microscope Vol. 66:3 2018
    • The Microscope Vol. 66:2 2018
    • The Microscope Vol. 66:1 2018
  • Publications
    • Books, Charts, Graphs, Etc.
    • Videos
  • Research
    • Analytical Laboratory Research
    • About Research at McCrone
    • Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Theft
    • The Vinland Map
    • Shroud of Turin Research at McCrone
    • The Latest McCrone Shroud Update
  • About and Contact
    • About Lucy B. McCrone
    • About Walter C. McCrone
    • Contact
    • Privacy and Other Policies

Critical Focus | AI: Artificial, Yes. Intelligent, Not.


THE MICROSCOPE
2018, Volume 66:2, pp. 71–83
DOI
https://doi.org/10.59082/CWDQ4121
AUTHOR
Brian J. Ford
EXCERPT
Why did the microbe cross the microscope? To get to the other slide. We all like jokes in microscopy (you need a sense of humor to work in the field, particularly if you have commercial clients). And what about practical jokes? Here are a couple you might like to try, and they must be high-quality pranks, for they were composed by the most brilliant of minds. First, try putting googly eyes on someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work. Then you could hide all of the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance, put food coloring in the mailbox, or glue all the eggs in the hubcaps of someone’s computer. Yes, this is all unmitigated drivel. These jokes make no sense at all, yet they should, for they were all devised by the wonderful brain power that people say is going to surpass us all – artificial intelligence, AI for short.
Subscribe to The Microscope
McCrone Research Institute
A Not-for-Profit Corporation
2820 South Michigan AvenueChicago, IL 60616-3230 (312) 842-7100 (312) 842-1078 (fax)
Copyright © 2025 McCrone Research Institute, Inc.

We use cookies to enable essential functionality on our website, and analyze website traffic. By clicking Accept you consent to our use of cookies. Read about how we use cookies.

Your Cookie Settings

We use cookies to enable essential functionality on our website, and analyze website traffic. Read about how we use cookies.

Cookie Categories
Essential

These cookies are strictly necessary to provide you with services available through our websites. You cannot refuse these cookies without impacting how our websites function. You can block or delete them by changing your browser settings, as described under the heading "Managing cookies" in the Privacy and Cookies Policy.

Analytics

These cookies collect information that is used in aggregate form to help us understand how our websites are being used or how effective our marketing campaigns are.